Alex Honnold for President 2028

America Needs to Get a Grip

Alex Honnold 2028 presidential campaign sticker — Honnold '28, Don't Be Scared

WHY ALEX HONNOLD?

Alex Honnold free-soloed El Capitan which is great, but mostly, he is an imminently qualified leader of the free world because:

He demonstrates basic data literacy
He doesn't intentionally drive a wedge down the middle of the country every goddamn day
He doesn't go on deranged rants on Twitter
He stays awake at most major press functions

Vote Honnold '28

He'd Probably Be Fine.

OK but seriously.

We started this sticker campaign because our government has devolved into a theatrical thunderdome of inbred swamprats who are unqualified to run a Krusty Krab, let alone our country. This is unacceptable.

Take a cue from Alex Honnold. Don't be scared.

Accept and acknowledge other people for who they are.
Learn and exercise the fundamentals of data literacy.
Recognize that our country is actively being divided, and be the first line of defense against that division.
Hold our elected officials to a higher standard.

Change starts with us.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Does Alex Honnold even want to be president?

Don't know, don't care. If we vote him in he'll have to do it.

What's Alex Honnold's foreign policy?

He travels a lot and hasn't unilaterally decided to invade any other countries. Good enough I guess?

Are you selling something/farming my data?

No. I bought the stickers myself and I'd just be stoked to give you one. I'll never sell your data to anyone - I read 1984, that can get bad.

How can I get involved in the Honnold 2028 campaign?

Get a sticker! Stick it on your Nalgene bottle or your Subaru, then go outside!